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Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: "Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules! We'll find a solution. What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller! A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
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If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Having sex is like playing bridge. Two whales walk into a bar. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.